May 2013
5 posts
“And then one student said that happiness is what happens when you go to bed on...”
– Paul Schmidtberger, Design Flaws of the Human Condition (via commovente)
April 2013
30 posts
The management company of my apartment has been...
Mgmt: Hi Mike, the super said he came by at 7:30 last night and nobody answered the door. You weren't home?
Me: No, I was here. My roommates were here too actually.
Mgmt: That's strange... he said no one was there.
Me: Maybe he never actually came by and he just said no one was there. The mail people do that sometimes. If they have a package and they don't feel like climbing the stairs they'll just assume no one's home and they leave the slip in the mailbox.
Mgmt: What?? They do that?? Wow. You've really opened my eyes...
Me: To how awful and lazy people are, yes.
“I look back on the original introduction to this book with a nostalgia that...”
– Nora Ephron, Preface to the 1980 edition of “Wallflower at the Orgy”
Nora Ephron wrote a book 1967 and people liked it and bought it, so in 1970 she wrote a new introduction to the book with her thoughts. Then, ten years later, people were still liking and buying the book, so she wrote the quote...
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“Happy are they who take life day by day, complain very little, and are thankful...”
– (via jenini) mebe
“Uncorrected personality traits that seem whimsical in
a child may prove to be...”
– Robin Hitchcock (via nevver)
“Jeanne, I have spent days arranging
this bowl of fruit, all for you,
knowing...”
– Stephen Dunn, A Bowl of Fruit (via yesyes)
@jeanne i didn’t even read this, i’m just dedicating it to you
Man, God in the Old Testament is my kinda guy.
mykicks:
He gets grossed out by his creation, floods the world to destroy everyone, feels kinda bad about it and sends a rainbow and says that he won’t destroy civilization BY FLOOD again.
Like, “Just gonna give myself an out here in case I wanna destroy the world again…”
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thoughts i want to express.
In reply to this:http://jazzylittledrops.tumblr.com/post/48118645174/why-doves-real-beauty-sketches-video-makes-me The Dove Campaign video… is an advertisement above all things. It doesn’t escape from target audience marketing tactics, etc. The underlying thing that this blogger is expressing distaste for— Dove saying beauty is physical— is because.. Dove sells products...
Hung out with that dude tonight.
mykicks:
I can’t go back to regular non-godlike bodies.
I can’t. It’s ruined me forever.
obrriens:
Do you ever feel like someone doesn’t want to be friends with you anymore? They don’t have to say anything, you just know. They talk to other people more than you, take hours to reply to your texts instead of minutes, constantly make plans with other people and hardly ask you to hang out. All along you know it isn’t gonna end well but you still have that sliver of hope. And that one...
“Kindness covers all of my political beliefs.. No need to spell them out. I...”
– Roger Ebert
March 2013
25 posts
“Had I not created my whole world, I would certainly have died in other...”
